writing samples:


Shantell Martin on Strategy, Art, and Building a Global Brand

Web3 Women’s Revolution: 8-part series (2025)

A First Look Review of Darren Aronofsky’s The Whale (2022)

A First Look Review of Alejandro Iñárritu’s Bardo (2022)

Rachel Manifesto



satire reporting by “Lorna Blotfarrow”:



OMB Director Russ Vought to Jay Powell: Does the Federal Reserve Really Need 24-Hour Omakase?

Treasury Secretary Brings New Longterm Bond to Auction: Friendship Bond


FOMC Blows First Ever Interest Reveal Party, Powell Admits “We Forgot to Decide”

U.S. Department of Labor Devises Ingenious Solution to American Labor Problem: Export Americans to China


BREAKING: Village Woman in Turkmenistan Mines Last Bitcoin